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hello there. i'm Jordan; a freakishly tall, abnormally pale, extremely curly girl who looks way older than i am, and acts way younger. i like a lot of different music. i like food, old fashioned movies, Ben and Jerry's, and the state of Vermont. I have no idea what my hair color is because some days it looks blondy-reddy, but then the next day it looks brown almost black. i talk too fast when ordering food and have no idea how to talk to boys. i don't have a filter, so whatever i think, i usually say out loud and it never turns out good. ****************************************** welcome to my mind.

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

6 hours ago with 21,260 notes — via i-find-myself-once-lered, © urlsquatter

omgthatdress:

Dress

Anne Fogarty, 1960s

The Goldstein Museum of Design

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• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

1 day ago with 106,910 notes — via shesbetteroffsleepingonthefloor, © realparadoxsocks

• me: cos every time we touch I get this feeling
• keyboard: 

1 day ago with 4,662 notes — via shesbetteroffsleepingonthefloor, © affensive

• normal people: i'm working on my tan
• me: i'm working on my freckles

1 day ago with 2 notes

#pale people problems #pale #chat #freckles #seriously

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victoriasecreth0res:

follow me maybe? ;) victoriasecreth0res

1 day ago with 64,411 notes — via travelinginmymind, © victoriasecreth0res

idanwarp:

MUST INVENT

Click here for more.

1 day ago with 180,624 notes — via asthetearsstreamdownmyface, © yourhaloisslipping

its-a-niallation:

onedirection—niall:

Omg I know Im just a 1D blog but lol how could you not reblog this?

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larryliketofornicate:

6dinnersid:

found in the 31/5/12 mx

i bet he enjoyed it, that sassy queen

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bonushumor:

I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets　

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